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Mistah Kurtz – he dead … I`m not feeling so good myself.

January 20th, 2013 No comments

I have a cold …well, not a full blown cold…I have a cold virus which, rather than waging open war, has been conducting a low-intensity insurgency against my immune system for the past week. I am ready for it to be over.

My dive site map, “needs alteration” because I did not show the beach…like the map needs more sand on it, and as if the diver cannot figure out that the beach is just past the area where the depth is two feet!

There is a legend about Ernest Hemingway claiming he could write a short story in six words. While I do not know if this is true, I have seen several six-word-short-story threads on various boards I frequent. I offer the following six-word contributions:

He wrote, read, sighed, tore, wrote.

Sisyphus sat, calling, “penny for Guy”.

Six word stories: easier in Latin.

…then Buffy staked Edward. The end. (This comes off a jinx.com tee shirt.)

I also present to following, six-word one-act play:

Elysium
Sisyphus (sitting): Penny for Guy.

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You know you’re a geek when…

November 2nd, 2009 No comments

You know you’re a geek when sudo apt-get upgrade girlfriend returns a dpkg error, package "girlfriend" not installed.

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